A true testament that you can be both feminine and strong. What’s sexier than confidence, and what’s more confident than a woman who lives her truth unapologetically. Not a thought behind those eyes, is there? We may have never seen his face but look deep into those eye holes and tell me you can’t tell he’s packing absolute heat. Plus, a total widowed (RIP Harold) GILF who could absolutely get it.Īh, my stupid hot king. Truly the glue that keeps Far Far Away Castle together. That’s sexy.įour words: what that mouth do? Would bang on one condition - the costume stays on. She fully defeated the cottagecore daddies (see #18 on the list) by simply spitting some bars. Beyond being hot while she sleeps (a skill in itself) she’s an independent girl who doesn’t need any developmentally challenged men to look after her. He may have never been king, but Lord Farquaad can rule over my entire ass. Not sure why Shrek was complaining, they can nibble on my ear any day. Three’s COMPANY! This trio truly sit on the fence between sexy and cute, but we’re edging them towards the sexy side because of their immaculate style and British accents. Plus, with no legs makes it super difficult for him to leave you due to residual deep-seeded trauma :).īesides being a total otter with enormous big dick energy, the Big Bad Wolf PAVED THE WAY for gender norms in a time when it wasn’t even a discussion. But, he’s also magic which is a huge drawcard for the featureless babe forever trapped in a glass prison. You can’t deny the fact Magic Mirror is handsome - a bone structure to die for and a vocal register so smooth he’d make reading the phone book sound sexy. Like, pick me up with your big, strong, splintery tree hands and carry me far away to a cute little lakeside house where we can be happy and simply vibe, daddies. It’s no secret the two Evil Trees in Shrek the Third give off huge cottagecore vibes. The Magic Mirror appears in every main film except Shrek the Third, although the voice announcing the presentation of It's a Happily Ever After After All may be his, thus making The Third his off-screen appearance.If you’re blind to his handsomeness, find comfort in the fact he gives off major elite private school vibes and probably comes from money - that’s hot.Later installments show characters using him as a TV screen.The Magic Mirror is inspired by "Magic Mirror" from Disney's Snow White. The Magic Mirror also appears in Shrek Smash and Crash Racing, alerting the player when a new character or mode is unlocked. The Magic Mirror appears in the Shrek Forever After video game, in which the main characters can use him to teleport between Shrek's normal world and the alternate reality. The Magic Mirror appeared in the Shrek 2 video game as a guide in the tutorial. The Magic Mirror appears in Shrek Super Party as the host of the tournament mode, and even has his own spaces where he do a random event from winning Precious Drops, Daring Duels, Swapping 2 bugs, giving precious drops to another player, losing precious drops and taking precious drops from another player. He still helps Farquaad pick Fiona as his princess, and is used for his amusement. The Mirror's role is no different than the first film. He appears at the end credits with the rest of the fairytale creatures to help Fiona light the pretty ball. He also called Rumpel a tyrannical ruler. In the alternative universe, he is again being used as a TV screen announcing that Rumpelstiltskin would have an announcement to the people of Far Far Away that if they catch the ogre Shrek, they get a grand reward called "A Deal of a Lifetime". He reports the news of Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots being captured by the guards of Far Far Away and is seen during the song "Livin la Vida Loca". The Magic Mirror is used as a TV screen in Shrek's home. The mirror is also seen attending Shrek and Fiona's wedding, and is later seen in Shrek's Karaoke Dance Party. Farquaad also uses him as a mirror while getting ready for his wedding. The Magic Mirror is later seen propped up on an easel in Farquaad's room, forced to replay an image of Fiona for him. After Farquaad chooses Fiona, the mirror attempts to warn him about "the little thing that happens at night" to no avail. The mirror presents him with three princesses to choose from: Cinderella, Snow White, and Princess Fiona. The Magic Mirror clarifies by saying that while Farquaad isn't a king yet, he can become one if he simply marries a princess. The mirror tells him that Duloc isn’t a kingdom, since he isn't actually a king, prompting Farquaad to have Thelonious threaten him by smashing a handheld mirror. Farquaad has his captain bring him to the dungeons and asks the mirror if Duloc is the "most perfect kingdom of them all". The Magic Mirror is brought to Duloc at the request of Lord Farquaad.
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